Getting Real

I produce two weekly reality shows.
On the first show, I star, sitting
on the toilet for half an hour,
reading a book. None of my naughty parts
show, but you know they are there.

The second show (immediately following)
is of the Candid Camera variety:
The hidden camera shows
people sitting on a couch for half an hour,
watching a TV show where a man
sits on a toilet, reading a book.

I don't watch such shows myself.
I prefer to read.

Posted by Dean Blehert